Alley and Cassidy's Iconic Rap Battle

It all started one night when my closest friend Cassidy scott started sending me voice messages of her dropping some sick rhymes. So naturally I replied with some even sicker rhymes From there our rapping careers flourished and now we're currently in an iconic rap battle over social media.
The tweets below are original raps created by Cassidy and myself.

"@Cassidy I'm ready for this. Ima stay up all night. Who cares about bio. I'ma will the damn fight."
-Alley

"@Alley You may not care but I'm fresher than the Prince of Bel Air. Get this girl some childcare and the Lord's prayer."
-Cassidy

"@Cassidy Oh you're pulling this card. Well I'll meet you in the churchyard. Ima catch you off gaurd while you're eating swiss chard."
-Alley

"@Alley Always fast asleep, you've been on a bad streak. Your V reek, check your bed I think you may have leaked."
-Cassidy

"@Cassidy Round two, you're eating fondue, wearing lulus never even knew my rapping is sicker than views."
-Alley

"@Cassidy Blonde brain thinks rains insane. Your only priority is tryin to gain authority but in reality you're just a minority."
-Alley

"@Alley Yoooo, you're a little late, looks like you gained some weight, when's your due date?"
-Cassidy

"@Cassidy You know I'm insecure, but your still singular at least I got a bae, while you're making out with chicken fillet."
-Alley

"@Alley Don't drag in Drake, you're giving me a headache so grab the hand break cause you're just a fake."
-Cassidy

"@Cassidy Emergency break? Like the one you forgot? You got a flat ass so you might wanna squat."
-Alley

"@Cassidy You liked your own tweet, thats sadder than living on the streets. Once I'm done with you you'll want to delete...yo lyfe."
-Alley

"@Alley Get a 'lyfe' you wanna be a midwife. This is a gun fight and you only brought a knife."
-Cassidy

"@Cassidy Hunny you wanna be a lawyer, may as well wait in the foyer, I feel bad for your employer. Step back Cassidy cause I'm a destroyer."
-Alley

"@Alley Now I've been addressed, you acting like northwest. Go get a test cause my beats make you go into cardiac arrest."
-Cassidy

"@cassidy This is pathetic, I can't be apologetic. The mess you call your life isn't my aesthetic. My words are so sweet they'll make you diabetic."